Fundamentalist terrorist captured at Falwell's funeral

Not exactly the 5th column we were all warned about, but a student from Jerry Falwell's Liberty University appears to have missed some lessons on turning the other cheek.

The student, 19-year-old Mark D. Uhl of Amissville, Va., reportedly told authorities that he was making the bombs to stop protesters from disrupting the funeral service. The devices were made of a combination of gasoline and detergent, a law enforcement official told ABC News' Pierre Thomas. They were "slow burn," according to the official, and would not have been very destructive.

Three other suspects are being sought, one of whom is a soldier from Fort Benning, Ga., and another is a high school student.

No word if he's a radical Christianist. But never mind that, I heard Barack Obama went to school at a madrassa!